Bitch, you better knock it off with the cramps
or I will keep eating Advil and chocolate
until my liver and ass explode.
Screw you,
Kris
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
About Me
- Kris
- I have many obsessions and they change frequently. I'm just fickle like that. So here's my little space to rant, vent, snark, squee, or cheer for my latest obsession. They vary from tv, books, movies, celebrities, beauty, clothes, shopping, websites, candy, work, etc. You get the idea. Basically anything that keeps my mind from actually being productive.
3 comments:
That would be hilarious if I didn't COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND!
FOR REAL!!! Even in high school, when teachers would tell us how perfectly and efficient our bodies are designed, I was all, "oh YAH?!?! I sure can think of a few "errors" that aren't so "efficient"
HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm stalking you through peewee's blog. I actually dipped a chocolate bar into the peanut butter last week. Twice. Now my face just looks like a giant acne star chart. And I have one coming out of a wrinkle. Nice huh?
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