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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Dear Uterus,

Bitch, you better knock it off with the cramps
or I will keep eating Advil and chocolate
until my liver and ass explode.

Screw you,
Kris

3 comments:

Karen said...

That would be hilarious if I didn't COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND!

peewee said...

FOR REAL!!! Even in high school, when teachers would tell us how perfectly and efficient our bodies are designed, I was all, "oh YAH?!?! I sure can think of a few "errors" that aren't so "efficient"

Spot On Your Pants said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm stalking you through peewee's blog. I actually dipped a chocolate bar into the peanut butter last week. Twice. Now my face just looks like a giant acne star chart. And I have one coming out of a wrinkle. Nice huh?