Monday, April 5, 2010

I Like My Translation Better

Turns out, I'm not cool like a Klondike bar, and no one wants to give me signed NPH posters or free movie tickets. Waaah! Instead, the comments translate into Confucious style fortune cookie responses, to which I still need a translation:

Guard your heart, better than all the conservative, because life's outcome, issued by the heart

He who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom

Proud people, listening to footsteps know.

It turned out that the world can talk to you people who shared a taste of a joke really so rare

Even adding "in bed" to the end of my fortune cookie comments still didn't make these funny. Except maybe that climbing the ladder from the bottom one. And then...ew.


NIKOL said...

I wonder who leaves this random comments. I really thought they'd be ads or links to websites or something. Just random phrases is so disappointing.

Karen said...

I don't know. I think I have to disagree with Nikol. Random phrases is SO much better than fifty thousand links to some weird wallpaper hanger site.