Monday, April 5, 2010

To My Asian Friends

I wish I could read the comments written in Chinese characters. I like to imagine that they say:

Kris, you are cooler than a Klondike bar, being eaten by a polar bear sitting on an igloo. Would you like my signed Glee poster of Neil Patrick Harris's guest-starring role and free tickets to see Hot Tub Time Machine?

Yes. Yes, I would.


NIKOL said...

I wonder if you could copy/paste the chinese characters into a translater program like Babelfish or something.

You know they're all ads for boner pills. (I was going to say Viagra, but "boner pill" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?)

Kristina P. said...

I was going to say the same thing as Nikol! DO IT!!!

Karen said...

Do it! Do it! Do it!

That's not my comment. That's my translation at the end of the boner pill ads...