Friday, May 29, 2009

Do you like free stuff as much as me?

I see lots of blogs with all kinds of cool giveaways. And I think to myself, this person is so cool to be popular enough and connected enough to get hooked up with free stuff, and they're going to give it away to other people? All I can say to that!
I love a good deal, especially when that good deal is completely free. Hello...I went all the way to the QVC Beauty Bash in freaking Pennsylvania just to score some beauty products. Which, when you think about the airfare, hotel, rental car, entertainment, and food would have been cheaper for me to just buy the products outright. But, whatever. Where's the fun in that? It makes the story better when I say everything was free, right?

And when I came back from that Beauty Bash, I said that I had some extras/duplicates/things that I will never use, and I said that I would be giving those things away to my wonderful and deserving friends, right? And have you received a single Beauty Bash goodie from me? No. You have not. Because I am stingy and mean, and I like to taunt and tease you with all my awesome free stuff.

But I do love giveaways, so I would like to have a giveaway of my own. Starting right now, I am giving away ONE HUNDRED GAZILLION SCHRUTE BUCKS to one lucky grand prize winner.

Please, save your awe and praise, because there's more!

I will also be awarding one lucky runner-up.....TWO GAZILLION STANLEY NICKELS!

So cool, right? How freaking generous am I? All you have to do is decide what you're going to spend them on!


Kristina P. said...

Woohoo! This kicks my giveaway's arse!!

Kris said...

Kristina, your blog was totally my inspiration. And guess what...You are the grand prize winner! Feel free to make one gazillion copies of the attached Schrute Buck.

Don't say I never gave you anything.

Karen said...

That is awesome! And HILARIOUS!