Thursday, May 14, 2009

You're Hired!

Part of my job includes reviewing job applications and yesterday I came across a real gem.

Have you ever been discharged from employment or asked to resign?
Yes. I told my boss to get f#%&*ed.

The applicant also listed three references as people she met while on vacation.

I wish I were making this up. It's not like I work at Dumb Mart or something either. I work for a college campus. Academia. Educated people.

On the other hand, I bet she's tons of fun on a vacation!


rychelle said...

hey, i think i might have worked with that girl.
did she transfer from unlv? ;)

NIKOL said...

I love stories like this one.

I recently found out that one of the physicians that works at the jails put me down as a reference. Specifically, one who can speak to his clinical competence. Dude, I just do the jail schedule. I've never even seen this guy in real life. We only talk on the phone and exchange emails.

Kristina P. said...

That is AWESOME! Great employee material.

Karen said...

I'm glad you could get a chuckle out of my job application. :-)

Okay, that wasn't really me. My resume is totally boring.

peewee said...

What? is that bad? At least she didn't list as references her cell mates. so that's a plus!