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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Zombies Are Real



BEWARE!

Avoid taxi cabs (or taxi drivers), they are likely already infected. Zombies are attracted to the smell of blood, shiny objects, and movement faster than 2 mph.

They will eat your brains.

2 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Yikes!

I've missed you this week!

NIKOL said...

Braaaaaaaains!

Hey, did you know there's a movie called Zombie Strippers? It stars Robert Englund of Freddy Krueger fame, and (I believe) Jenna Jameson. I know, I know...it sounds trashy. But - zombie strippers! I think that would give Twilight a run for the money on the cheesetastic meter.