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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dear Self,

When you go to the beach for an entire day with your friends and don't bother to put on sunscreeen because you think you are under the shade of the canopy, maybe you should ask your friends if you are in fact, in the shade. Because your shoulders just might get fried to a crisp.

Better yet, you should just go ahead and put some sunscreen on anyway, you moron. After all, you were at the beach in a tank top for the entire day.

Have fun peeling next week, dumbass! Common sense....look into it.

Painfully,
Kris

4 comments:

Counselormama said...

Ugh, I hate that! This has happened to me one too many times and I have the bad skin to prove it. Thanks for stopping by!

peewee said...

I ALWAYS but sunscreen at costco. Liek big VATS of the expensive spray on kind. And then I NEVER remember to WEAR it. SO, I have a BUNCH if u need any!

Karen said...

Totally did that on Saturday. Ended up with a lovely ring around my neck that perfectly follows the outline of the v-neck shirt I was wearing.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Ouch! How long will that take to heal?