Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Ma Duggar: Baby Factory

The Duggars announced that they are expecting their 19th child. They currently have children ranging in ages 0-21, and their oldest is already married and expecting his first child.

(and this picture only shows 14 kids!)

If their children continue to have as many children, by the time they reach the 5th generation, there will be 3.2 million Duggars on the planet.

• One in every hundred people in America would be a Duggar.
• There would be more Duggars than Latvians.
• There would almost be enough Duggars to have one in every square mile of America.
• If all the Duggars earned $30,000 annually, they would collect $96 billion a year before taxes, enough to bailout AIG and have enough left to buy Marvel Comics three times over.
• If all the Duggars were armed there would be more than enough of them to defeat the North Korean and Russian armies combined.
• There would be more Duggars than Muslims in America.
• There would be more Duggars than residents of America's 21 least populous states.


Kristina P. said...

AGAIN!?!?! Has she had a uterus transplant? I really wonder how it hasn't fallen completely out of her vagina. Love the poster.

And see, I don't even need to help populate and replenish the earth. The Duggars are doing it for me. Again. And again. And again.

Kris said...

Can you hear that? My uterus is SCREAMING in protest.

rychelle said...

that poster is HILARIOUS! i wonder if the duggars have ever seen it....

NIKOL said...

This post made me happy. I'm totally delighed that Ma Duggar is spitting out another kid. Makes for great train wreck TV!

Fun Fact! The Duggars have a neighbor who also has 17 children. TWO of them in the same town, folks! Craaaaazy!

peewee said...

My favorite thing is that the Duggar's neighbor friend tried to get some camera time and you can tell they are SO JEALOUS that THEY don't have a TV show...and THEY NEVER WILL because the duggars will ALWAYS have more kids. Oh that Jim Bob. He must like, fall in every time they "do it"

Man's a stallion though. You gotta admit.