Wednesday, September 30, 2009


On a recent night out to stuff my face and laugh with some girlfriends, one of my friends remarked that if I wasn't married, I would definitely be a cougar.

I know, you guys are just as shocked as I was, right? Moi? Surely you must be joking!

All because I was saying how I wanted Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez to have babies together. Lots of gorgeous, brown, dark haired, white-teethed babies.

Wouldn't they make the most beautiful babies ever? Taylor & Selena, I'll totally babysit for you guys!

It's not like I said I had the hotts for him. Ew. No. He's way too young. My celeb crushes have to be at least 20. I'm not a total perv, you guys!


Kristina P. said...

Yeah, when I see women posting about ogling Taylor, it creeps me out.

rychelle said...

i'm so glad to see that you have some standards ;)

NIKOL said...

They totally would have beautiful babies. Where is Selena Gomez from? Is she one of those Disney Channel kids or something? I feel like I should know who she is, but I'm too lazy to look her up.

Kris said...

She is a Disney kid...look closely in the picture, she's even wearing a mickey necklace. She's on Wizards of Waverly Place and I think she's adorable. I would say I secretly hope Miley Cyrus fades away and Selena conquers as Teen Queen, but since I am a mature adult, I won't.

As Rychelle said, I do have standards.

Karen said...

I'm counting the days til Taylor turns 18...


I bet you'd make an awesome cougar, though!

ukyankoz said...

Actually this reminds me - there's a new term for women in their 30's dating men in their 20's: puma. I'm not even kidding. I think I read about it in some scholarly magazine, like InTouch. Anyway, they put Drew Barrymore and a bunch more actresses in this category. I think it kind of rocks!

And he's under 18? Wow! But yes, they would have the most adorable babies EVER!