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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Shut It

I realized something today:

If you incessantly talk about your diet, exercise routine, calorie count, weight loss down to the fraction of a pound, etc...then we probably don't get along.

Or

I'm polite to you (because my mama raised me to be) but inside I'm plotting ways to spike your food with extra fat/sugar.

For reals, I DO NOT want to hear constant updates about the 4 pounds you lost, how many weights you lifted, how many grams of sugar are in a bagel, how much time you spent on the elliptical, or how my skinny jeans that I just gave you as a hand-me-downs are too big for you! (Can you believe the rudeness?)

Cause when you talk about all that stuff, all I hear is you begging me to give you a serious beat down while I force feed you marshmallows and milk shakes.

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Amen!

The Boob Nazi said...

That's all my family talks about. It makes me want to kill myself. Well, weight and MONEY. Ugh.

NIKOL said...

Whenever I make attempts at exercise and dieting, I always worry I'll start talking about it all the time and will drive people crazy.

I'm dying to know who you're talking about! Also...I'm wearing a pair of your hand-me-down jeans right now, and they're my favorite jeans of all time.

Karen said...

I think I burned about 182 calories laughing at this post.

rychelle said...

oh, we would get along so well!