Thursday, October 8, 2009

Shut It

I realized something today:

If you incessantly talk about your diet, exercise routine, calorie count, weight loss down to the fraction of a pound, etc...then we probably don't get along.


I'm polite to you (because my mama raised me to be) but inside I'm plotting ways to spike your food with extra fat/sugar.

For reals, I DO NOT want to hear constant updates about the 4 pounds you lost, how many weights you lifted, how many grams of sugar are in a bagel, how much time you spent on the elliptical, or how my skinny jeans that I just gave you as a hand-me-downs are too big for you! (Can you believe the rudeness?)

Cause when you talk about all that stuff, all I hear is you begging me to give you a serious beat down while I force feed you marshmallows and milk shakes.


Kristina P. said...


The Boob Nazi said...

That's all my family talks about. It makes me want to kill myself. Well, weight and MONEY. Ugh.

NIKOL said...

Whenever I make attempts at exercise and dieting, I always worry I'll start talking about it all the time and will drive people crazy.

I'm dying to know who you're talking about! Also...I'm wearing a pair of your hand-me-down jeans right now, and they're my favorite jeans of all time.

Karen said...

I think I burned about 182 calories laughing at this post.

rychelle said...

oh, we would get along so well!