I realized something today:
If you incessantly talk about your diet, exercise routine, calorie count, weight loss down to the fraction of a pound, etc...then we probably don't get along.
Or
I'm polite to you (because my mama raised me to be) but inside I'm plotting ways to spike your food with extra fat/sugar.
For reals, I DO NOT want to hear constant updates about the 4 pounds you lost, how many weights you lifted, how many grams of sugar are in a bagel, how much time you spent on the elliptical, or how my skinny jeans that I just gave you as a hand-me-downs are too big for you! (Can you believe the rudeness?)
Cause when you talk about all that stuff, all I hear is you begging me to give you a serious beat down while I force feed you marshmallows and milk shakes.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
About Me
- Kris
- I have many obsessions and they change frequently. I'm just fickle like that. So here's my little space to rant, vent, snark, squee, or cheer for my latest obsession. They vary from tv, books, movies, celebrities, beauty, clothes, shopping, websites, candy, work, etc. You get the idea. Basically anything that keeps my mind from actually being productive.
4 comments:
That's all my family talks about. It makes me want to kill myself. Well, weight and MONEY. Ugh.
Whenever I make attempts at exercise and dieting, I always worry I'll start talking about it all the time and will drive people crazy.
I'm dying to know who you're talking about! Also...I'm wearing a pair of your hand-me-down jeans right now, and they're my favorite jeans of all time.
I think I burned about 182 calories laughing at this post.
oh, we would get along so well!
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