Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A blonde celeb crush?

For some reason, everyone in my office has been talking about Simon Baker and/or his show, The Mentalist, lately. Have you seen it? Its pretty good. Its one of those crime drama shows, but in this one, instead of being all CSI-scientific about it, Simon Baker's character, Patrick Jane, solves murders by being super intuitive into human behavior. I think being way charming, adorable, goofy, and smoking hot also help. He's so yummy that I'm willing to overlook the fact that he's blonde. Anyway, Patrick Jane is so intiutive that he was once famous as a (fake) tv psychic. He gave up being a fake psychic when his wife & daughter were murdered, and now he helps the California Bureau of Investigations (CBI) solve murders. He's still very tortured and damaged because of his family's murder. Somehow this ups the hotness factor because guys that pine and yearn for their dead wives are totally endearing, right? He makes me all melty and I just want to wrap him in a warm blanket and let him cry on my shoulder. Right before I seduce him.

If you don't want to commit to watching another show, then I absolutely recommend you rent Something New about a landscaper (him) and his uptight, black, female client (Sanaa Lathan). Seriously, if he was my landscaper, I would let him mow my lawn anyday. Plow my field?...Sow my seeds?...Pick my fruit?...Fertilize my garden?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.


Kristina P. said...

This is so funny! At my office, we like to play the crossover game with our male coworkers. You know, who they would date if they were gay. So, we were just having this conversation, and it came up that I generally don't go for blondes.

However, Simon Baker has always been hot, and he's from Australia, so double hot.

Kris said...

He's also got a bunch of kids with his wife that he's been married to for eons. Family men that are lovey to their wives are always attractive. Unlike another (adulterous) blonde celeb with a toddler collection that some women find attractive (and I find barely mediocre). I'll give you a hint, his name rhymes with "rad shit".

Nana said...

I don't understand what you are saying. I really don't think you got your point across.